CleverPawn

I thought I would be so clever and leave work early to make it through the storm. I probably should have actually left 3 hours ago. The traffic is insane.

So I’ll take a minute and complain about the guy at my work who, I think must eat dog for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. You see if I need to use the restroom, it more and more often smells like wet dog. I really don’t understand. How could it even be? Well as gross as it sounds, I don’t have any other explaination.

I talk about this because I am this thinking about giving up on the news. The US has gone insane. The news makes me crazy and I just don’t think I can take any more.

The tax break idea is awesome, which of course is why it will not happen. Imagine it; how much would that add to your pocket? But again, it’s a good idea so it clearly won’t happen.

So here I am sitting in traffic covered in global warming among idiots from California who don’t know how to drive in white powder because they are only used to putting it up their noses.

Okay, that probably isn’t completely fair. They did uphold prop 8 so they can’t all be addicted to substances. Of course the ones we have here didn’t have the opportunity to vote against it, so they certainly could be.

Just a side note; Progressive’s are Socialist’s dressed in Liberal’s clothing. Socialism doesn’t work stupid. The only way it will work is when Jesus returns. When that happens we will be living in a socialist paradise. And it will work, because the currupt bone-heads will all be gone. Socialism doesn’t work because the people who run it are dishonest power-hungry bastards that want nothing less than complete control. American dictators share their power; it’s the American dream.

Well my random thoughts being typed out on my iPhone needs to come to an end. It is getting too random, even for me. Maybe I’ll clean it up later. Maybe I won’t. It isn’t like it matters anyway.

* Revised December 26, 2008